Tuesday, April 8, 2008
chineese proverb
Public before private and country before family.
Laws control the lesser man. Right conduct controls the greater one.
Waiting for a rabbit to hit upon a tree and be killed in order to catch it.
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
Teachers open the door but you must walk through it yourself.
Once on a tiger's back, it is hard to alight.
A tiger never returns to his prey he did not finish off.
May you get what you wish for.
No wind, no waves.
Talk doesn't cook rice.
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
There are always ears on the other side of the wall.
May your every wish be granted.
Steal a bell with one's ears covered.
Zobawm
great saying
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.-- Ronald Reagan
I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it.-- Bill Cosby
I either Get what I want or I change my mind.-- Dreams For An Insomniac
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.-- George Carlin
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.-- George Carlin
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.-- Fred Allen
If you can't convince them, confuse them.-- Harry S. Truman
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.-- Mark Twain
Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!!-- Animal House
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.-- Burt Bacharach
People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves, they last too long.-- Bertolt Brecht
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.-- Edward Flaherty
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.-- Victor Borge
I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.-- Woody Allen
Man, of all the animals, is probably the only one to regard himself as a great delicacy.-- Jacques Cousteau
He swallowed a lot of wisdom, but all of it seems to have gone down the wrong way.-- Georg C. Lichtenberg
Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots.-- Jay Trachman
If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.-- Source Unknown
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.-- Jerry M. Wright
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.-- Herb Caen
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.-- Buddy Hackett
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.-- Phyllis Diller
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.-- Flip Wilson
These childhood memories - I have them often, but can usually keep them under control with the use of drugs.-- Dave Barry
I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.-- William M. Thackeray
If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.-- Lily Tomlin
Sir, you are like a pin, but without either its head or its point.-- Douglas Jerrold
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.-- Andrew Jackson
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.-- Woody Allen
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.-- John Barrymore
Murphy's Laws (as posted in Arizona Humor)Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks .Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you thinkMurphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong.Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.-- Murphy's Law
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.-- Bill Cosby
For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.-- David Letterman
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.-- Robertson Davies
Travel is educational; it teaches you how to get rid of money in a hurry.-- S. Barry Lipkin
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.-- Whoopi Goldberg
My ultimate vocation in life is to be an irritant.-- Elvis Costello
You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.-- Bob Hope
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.-- Marion Barry
Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new after all.-- Abraham Lincoln
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.''-- Rita Rudner
You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.-- Jeff Foxworthy
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go hey, I'm Vine Man.-- Jack Handey
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.-- W. C. Fields
I can resist everything except temptation.-- Oscar Wilde
The vote means nothing to women. We should be armed.-- Edna O'Brien
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.-- Jerry Seinfeld
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.-- Jack Benny
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.-- Satchel Paige
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.-- George Burns
I am not what you would call a handsome man. God did not choose to bless me with good looks, charm or a fully functional brain.-- Bobby Bouchet, Waterboy
When a couple decide to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having a party and telling all their friends. This is not only courteous but practical. Parents may be very willing to pitch in with comments, criticism and malicious gossip of their own to help the divorce along-- P.J. O'Rourke
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.-- Steve Martin
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.-- Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.-- Roseanne
Zobawm
Monday, March 17, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
O take my hand, dear Father, and lead Thou me,
Till at my journey's ending I dwell with Thee.
Alone I cannot wander one single day,
So do Thou guide my footsteps on life's rough way.
O cover with Thy mercy my poor, weak heart,
Lest I in joy or sorrow from Thee depart.
Permit Thy child to linger here at Thy feet,
Thy goodness blindly trusting with faith complete.
Though oft Thy power but faintly may stir my soul,
With Thee, my Light in darkness, I reach the goal.
Take then my hand, dear Father, and lead Thou me,
Till at my journey's ending I dwell with Thee.
O take my hand, dear Father, and lead Thou me,
Till at my journey's ending I dwell with Thee.
Alone I cannot wander one single day,
So do Thou guide my footsteps on life's rough way.
O cover with Thy mercy my poor, weak heart,
Lest I in joy or sorrow from Thee depart.
Permit Thy child to linger here at Thy feet,
Thy goodness blindly trusting with faith complete.
Though oft Thy power but faintly may stir my soul,
With Thee, my Light in darkness, I reach the goal.
Take then my hand, dear Father, and lead Thou me,
Till at my journey's ending I dwell with Thee.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
words beginning with "T"
TunThangTaTe Thum Tui Tawi Tai Ta Tan Tan.
will be continued...
see ya
Zobawm
Friday, February 1, 2008
Sayings and Quotes
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
He who can, does. He who can't, teaches.
Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.
It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Teamwork...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
If you don't know where you're going how do you expect to get there ?
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
Being cool, is not trying to be cool.
A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another...
It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living.
A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.
Wisdom begins in wonder.
Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have.
Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
To bear failure with courage is the best proof of character that anyone can give.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.
The wisest mind has something yet to learn.
If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.
Be of use, but don't be used.
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
When in doubt, consult your inner child if it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
Why is abbreviation such a long word ?
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Be nice to your kids . . . they'll be the ones choosing your nursing home.
Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
It's good to be clever, but not to show it.
God is clever, but not dishonest.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
They have to be clever, cunning, imaginative, dogged and wily, whereas society merely has to lean its weight a little.
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
Remember that time is money.
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
If you're not very clever you should be conciliatory.
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.
Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
Fish and visitors smell in three days.
Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.
A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them.
Pressure makes diamonds.
Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar.
Life is like a dream, sometimes it is good and somtimes it is bad, but in the end it is over.
One thing I can give and still keep: my word.
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- WHERE the mind is without fear and the head is held high
- Where knowledge is free
- Where the world has not been broken up into fragments
- By narrow domestic walls
- Where words come out from the depth of truth
- Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection
- Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way
- Into the dreary desert sand of dead habit
- Where the mind is led forward by thee
- Into ever-widening thought and action
- Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake.
- WHERE the mind is without fear and the head is held high
- by- Rabindranath Tagore

